Every single day, once December holiday parties start is a constant struggle dealing with food and wine.
I feel like I can drink and eat merrily all month long. Then all of a sudden, I feel the guilt and shame overwhelming me like I’m shooting sugar and alcohol in my veins.
I mean what is the big deal?! I just want to eat and drink and be happy. Whether I am at a holiday party or at home in my pajamas with Chewie.
For this month at least. Just let me be with no guilt.
I want food to comfort me and I want to wash it all down with red wine.
Shit, every snack..
But seriously, just let me!
I mean, I exercise regularly and never really stray away from my diet that is not really a diet.. I just eat well so my body will perform its best.
So, in December, just let me be, okay?
Stop making me acknowledge how much I have eaten or how many days in a row I have drank wine.
Stop trying to guilt me and make me dream of eating cake and shoving whipped cream cans in my face because that is exactly what happened last night and it was great.
I mean, yes I want to look my best during the holidays as well.
I want to feel sexy in all my sexy holiday dresses while I dance to Taki Taki.
Plus, I am going home to be with my family for Christmas so if I run into anyone, especially ex-boyfriends, I do NOT want to look like I’ve been living in cookie dough all winter long.
But do I want to feel like I’ve lived in cookie dough?
Until January first hits at least..
Oh, the struggle.
That’s not saying new years resolutions should be diets because health is always the goal period.
I’m just saying.. Let me and my cookies and my wine be, just for a little bit.
Why are any dresses during the holidays sexy anyway?
Designers know we eat a lot right now and its cold outside..and it gets dark early so we get sleepy by 5pm.
What’s the point? Designers need to make comfortable and pretty holiday dresses with a little extra wiggle room..